Conversations that include this phrase should probably be avoided at all costs. Unfortunately, I got trapped in one in the lunch room today. I definitely need to make more out-of-the-office lunch plans.
A woman on my floor is hosting her cousin from Florida while he's here for a medical procedure. She described him as smart and good-looking, and explained that she's looking for people to occupy him while he's recuperating. She actually said that she's putting "every attractive woman she knows on the list," and then heavily hinted that I should volunteer.
She also tried to sign me up for cat-sitter duty. I got out of that by explaining my terrible allergies.
Please, make those lunch dates forthcoming.
15 minutes ago