The scene: A bar in the Marina your fearless blogger goes to at least once a month following a Monday night event.
The time: about 10 pm. The weather is spectacular, and lots of people are still out in this neighborhood.
Bar patron: "Can I have a Hefeweisen, please."
Bartender: "We have no draft beers."
Bar patron: "You have no draft beers?"
Bartender: "We have. No beers. On tap."
One patron to another: "This is a beer emergency. Shouldn't they close the bar?"
Calm before the butterflies...
3 hours ago