My little blog turned five yesterday. In celebration, and because I'm a little burnt out on the writing today, I'm pulling out the archives. Here's some fun from February 2006.
On Saturday night, I had plans - innocuous ones really - to meet a friend for an early drink at a local bar. I had little money, no desire to be out late, and the intention of chatting with people for a little while and then returning home. We made our plans, and I arrived at the bar on time. To a zoo. It was really crowded, with lots of very young people wearing Mardi Gras beads and dancing to lousy DJ music. My friend wasn't there yet, so I thought I'd order a beer and chat with the bartenders. Ha. It turns out this Mardi Gras - themed zoo was a birthday party, and it was so crowded and loud that conversation was impossible. I drank half my beer and left to stand outside and call my friend.
"Don't bother parking the car," I told her. "We can't stay here."
She agreed. Should we go to another bar, or perhaps get some food? She was hungry, so we went to our favorite burger place in the neighborhood, and ordered some food. By this time it was about 9 pm, and I was losing my desire to be out at all. It was cold out, and I was tired. We were finishing our burgers, in a pretty empty restaurant, when an old man walked in. Probably in his 80s, and very dapper looking in a full suit with a head full of silver hair. He ordered a beer and started chatting with the waiter, in a slightly slurred Irish brogue that made me think this wasn't his first beer of the evening. I discreetly turned around to assess this new patron. As the waiter left his table and walked towards ours, I heard the Irish guy call out "Hey, Irish." I quickly realized that, in a restaurant with only three patrons, and with a dinner companion who definitely doesn't look Irish, he was probably talking to me.
"Hey, Irish," he called again. So I turned around and said hi. We chatted about his evening for a minute; apparently he, too, wanted to go to the bar down the street, and the party was too much for him also. I turned back to my dinner companion, we paid out check and got up to leave. The guy called out to us "Is either of you lovely ladies single," to which my friend (not too bright in matters dealing with men) responded "Unfortunately, yes we are."
First off, I don't find my lack of boyfriend unfortunate at all, but that's beside the point. The first rule of life is if you tell the guys you're single, you'll be hassled. And we were.
"Well, if you are, I could be very interested," he said.
Cue my really fast exit from the restaurant. He was old. Way old. And my friend, who can't understand a brogue with subtitles, hadn't heard him at all. So I pulled her out of the place, and translated for her.
Why is it I seem to do so well with the under-20 set and the old guys? Where are the lads in their 30s?