Dear underage college students on the bus,
I know you thought you were being covert, hiding your vodka in those big Snapple bottles. But we all knew what you were up to. And I'm supportive and all, because, really, is there another time in your lives it'll be completely appropriate to be drunk and disorderly on the bus at 10pm on Thursday? Probably not. So rock on while you've got the chance. But next time, maybe don't go out wearing sweatshirts emblazoned with your college logo. You're a lot more likely to get arrested for public consumption if you're advertising the fact that you're not yet 21. Your friend dressed like a trashy Marina 20-something? She kinda had the idea. Follow her lead.
Calm before the butterflies...
1 hour ago