You may remember the odd tale I had to tell of the baby Jesus figurine that went missing from my church's manger scene in December. I speculated at the time that the figurine would be returned with the Three Kings on the Feast of the Epiphany.
I was wrong. The Three Kings came and went, and still no baby Jesus.
Until Good Friday. When the infant was returned to the church. The church bathroom, to be precise. Where he was found floating in the toilet.
This is clearly an Easter miracle. Or maybe a case of the Easter Bunny mistaking the toilet for an Easter basket. I just don't know.
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